multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(via supnoah)

ancestor:

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

How the fck do you recognize that

(via approach)

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(via unescapable)